Let me [not] wear clothes!

Do you like to wear clothes?  I despise it!  Years ago, my mom started out mixing practical clothes like sweaters with cutesy clothes like dresses.


Truth be told, I didn’t fully oppose it at first. I understood the necessity of a warm sweater during the cold winter months.


However, one day I decided no more! So, I did what any dog does, I put my paw down. If she would dress me up, I would sit down and refuse to move. After months of re-training my mom, I emerged victorious! I no longer wear any clothes and mom is looking for a shelter to donate my clothes to. I feel bad making other dogs wear clothes so I think I’ll insist on bringing treats to donate also.